Money Laundering, Early Learning Style
A washing machine packed with twenties. The Munchkin has obviously hit the delinquent stage of her development. Fortuitously, it is only her Early Learning Centre washing machine and the twenty pound notes stuffed inside that of the Early Learning State Bank. Does this signify my child’s predilection for a life of crime, or just an innocent 2 year old giving her money a boil wash ? She does have a habit of looking a little shifty on occassion …
Early Learning Centre have been the suppiler of many of the Munchkin’s favourite toys, and for which I gratefully thank them. Particularly whoever came up with the Big Birthday Club which gives you 20% of all birthday related purchases. I should mention at this juncture that not only did I purchase for Madam’s birthday, but also Christmas and a few events in between.
One of these said purchases has been their Sizzlin’ Kitchen. So Sizzlin’ in fact that within 3 minutes of use we decided to remove the battery from said sizzle plate to retain our sanity. Apart from that slightly annoying extra this kitchen has bought us hours and hours of fun, not to mention a minute or two to get on with something not Munchkin related. In fact the Munchkin is fact flambe-ing some peas and icecream as I type.
For Munchkin sized versions of our favourite white goods this is the place to come. Since indulging the Munchkin’s dometisticity (against my better judgement I hasten to add - sadly the work bench didn’t appeal) she has become provided tea and biscuits to a rather shocked Sky + Engineer, offered the Sainsbury’s delivery man a rather scary looking plastic Spag Bol and given Nigella a run for her money in the express stakes.